If I could give you one piece of advice...
... It would be: NEVER make icing when wearing black pants.
Seriously.
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- Caitlin
- I am poor in the essence of happiness, lady - rich only in never-ending unrest. In me there meet a combination of antithetical elements which are at eternal war with one another. Driven hither by objective influences, thither by subjective emotions, wafted one moment into blazing day by mocking hope - plunged the next into the Cimmerian darkness of tangible despair, I am but a living ganglion of irreconcilable antagonisms. I hope I make myself clear, lady? - Ralph, HMS Pinafore (Best. Operetta. Ever.)
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or to wear sunscreen. great song.
I'm the juggernaut bitch!
My adviCe would be this:
Don't test the strength of superglue by supergluing yourself to the back of a rhinoceros. Seriously.
Hmm... all good points. A rhinoceros, you say? I wonder if that would work... (anonymous - I know you are my dear, we've been through this before)
I'm gonna place my money on Alan, and guess he's also anonymous on Sophie's blog, too.
ohh it so was not me, i dont even like newsletters... click me
Come on now, the first step towards freedom is admittng that you are anonymous. Don't make us send you to an AA meeting...
Anonymous anonymous?
Yeah... its kinda hard to say, but I think it'll take off pretty quickly... Anonymouses (anonymice?) Anonymous...
In fact, I'm getting the image of a whole lot of people wearing Groucho Marx fake noses, glasses and moustaches sitting in a circle and saying completely random things...
ah weird...bout 'anonymous'..lol...yeh it prob is him or just jeffers being jeffers...im not starting anything again n I can hardly type atm coz I just got off the plane from Melbourne n I am stuffed! Bak 2 talking bout icing n black pants well..I wear black pants A LOT in winter n yes all those tips r wat I wouldve said...Although I can get a whole lot of different things on my blaCk pants..lol...mainly from work ..in the mornings I get them soaked from showering ppl (im getting betta..or I am just saying that..)nah Im prob the same..I only get them absoulutly soaked when I shower the lady who cant move/talk etc. n thats when I shower her with sum1 else as well..lol....ok maybe I should just copy n paste this into my blog instead of writing it hear...k..not writing anymore...READ MY BLOG ALL U THOUGH COZ IM GONNA UPDATE IT TONIGHT!!!!!! Cyas **
...sigh
lol...wats the sigh 4?? n whos it towards?lol...
:p
do they cry when you shower them?
ixnay on the yingcray
alan stop wearing tight black jeans it hurts my telepathy-receptors.
and my further input is thus:
The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight, over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding-
Riding-riding-
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door...
just because it's june 15th.
Oh god... I swear, you walk away from this place for one second... For safety's sake I'm going to stop drinking the water!
"Oh god!!!" is right! I checked this last at least 2 days ago n jeez its gone from 11 comments 2 22 now 23..lol...well 4 starters was the comment "do they cry when I shower them?" an insult coz I certainly saw it as 1..although im not as sensitive as I used 2 be so go ahead say wat u want..4 ur info jeffers (who I swear anonymous is..or alan..both who started the demos expert..lol..) the ppl I shower actually really like me n the 1s that cant talk tell me by writing it on a whiteboard..I nearly watched 1 of my clients dying the otha day but I was fine..lol..Anyhoo..yeh the comment on telepathy receptors was funny..and once more PLZ LEAVE COMMENTS ON MY BLOG..I FEEL UNLOVED..lol..Cyas
Yeah... I think I'd just ignore the stuff on here if I were you... I mean take the last, oh, 21 comments for example...
I rest my case :p
i concur!
Where's my sauce!?
chocolate sauce? 4 .....???????...u prob no who this is..
i've said it once and i'll say it again to get the comments closer to thirty - i don't like raw cashews. we square now?
not saying a word...
Might as well make it an even 30.
oops 31
Well you can't not go for 40 now...
Can too.
thats pretty sad if all those last anonymous comments were from the same person..lol...Cyas **
P.S. Read my Blog!
*moose noise*
Ive 4gotten wat noise they even make...lol...Jeffers!
*frustrated human noise*
ah, m'am, we don't actually make noises, i was utilising this oft neglected fact to have a bit of moose fun. siberia and uh, all these places we live, like alaska, and uh, other such places of this nature, they don't give us a lot of fun so we gotta make it. us mooses, we don't get out much eh. being mute can be a drag sometimes m'am. you have a pleasant day now. oh and mooses also like fruit cake, so if you wanna send us some, can you send it to santa? vinnie does a twice weekly run down to s-dawgs to get the mail and some groceries, so we'll get it. just send it right on up and don't worry bout it going off cos it will just freeze right up. thanks m'am and you enjoy your babies.
Elope with me!
dude are you a dude
does it really matter? You are a moose after all...
u guys r weird...
hello
i am the representative of the moosen, the moose police force. moosen is the name we use for human folk, normally our name is mooschelkenunoìõnøüscjket. but that's hard for humans to pronounce without a moose tongue so moosen will do fine.
we would appreciate if anonymoose, anonyelk and anonotthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat would contact us as soon as possible as we are following up enquiries into a moose crime that occured in mooseland. santa was robbed of his fruit cake and mooses are alleged to have done it. so, to clear your name please contact the moosen as soon as possible.
now, i have to go follow up less serious crimes such as mooseurglars mooseurglaring other mooses and moosderers and other such moosinals of such nature.
moosen over and out,
moosen.
You just like saying 'moose' a lot, don't you...
I suggest u arrest them all..wat the hell..
oh god ..u just linked this from ur blog entry jeffers...lol..its u!
'the jenius said:
My adviCe would be this:
Don't test the strength of superglue by supergluing yourself to the back of a rhinoceros. Seriously.'
Hey! That was mine from the Divide!!
That'll learn you to link from your blog. > : )
Haha, we were talking about advice, I thought it was appropriate =p.
By the way Elle, yes. It is me. Every single anonymous, anonymoose, anonymouse, and in fact, every single comment or statement that doesn't have a name on it somewhere was me. Yes, I am just that incredible.
No, I'M Spartacus!
Then call me Ishmael
oh David...I thought this ended at comment 48!!!!!
It will never end where you're concerned darling
Disclaimer: the above post is not mine.
And as proof that it's not mine, I'll make a post under someone else's name, just to show how easy it is to fake.
-The Jenius
How dare you impersonate me!
WHERE ARE THE MOOSE?
Oh gawd - this just adds a *whole* nother level to this... thing...
oh Lord! R u doing this 4 any point Jeffers?Coz if u r y don't u just tell us?????
*sniff* *sniff* - I found one!
lol...
oh god 60! I thinks thats a record...
doing poo sucks.
Was gonna write sumthin but it was stupid....so I deleted it...
*grazes*
*bang!*
hah!
die!!
muahaha
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