It's Tuesday and I should be doing my linguistics assignment...
I have driver’s tan. The backs of my hands are brown… how did this happen?
(If anybody says 'driving' I reserve the right to keel haul you, k? K.)
- C
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
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Driving.
The sun caused it.
lol ..so what u guys r saying is while cait was driving the sun caused a tan 2 appear on her hands..soz this random comment is a result of being stuck in a research skills class at uni..lol.oh n cait..yeh u prob should get that assignment done b4 exams..nah, u'll be fine..cyas elle*
guuuuhhmmmm.... well... i just only a little bit KINDA think that the driving in the sun thing caused the tan....
of course you could have been tanned, the less-cool non-ashton-kutcher-wearing-trucker-hat-
failure-of-a-tv-show version of punk'd..... but you know. maybe it's just me.
over and out and under etc
ps my verification is hsbsaid...
I WANT TO KNOW WHO HBS IS!!!
pps death be to crim
So that's... one keelhauling and one swift kick for being a smartarse. Re-sult!
But it couldn't be cruzin - I need a whistle-buddy for cruzin! I can't very well lean out the window and whistle at Irish *firemen* all by myself now can I?! Well, not without major crash issues atleast... although... maybe said crash would start a fire...
This is not a productive line of thought.
PS - HBS? Google tells me it is 'De hogereburgerschool (afgekort hbs) was een Nederlandse onderwijsvorm'
... Can worms say things?
PPS - If we, I don't know, murder crim say, do you think they could charge us with anything?
if we were to.... theoretically murder this uh, 'crim', i think there is absolutely nothing they could charge us with, by virtue of section 24, mistake of fact: 'but i mistook it for something useless and annoying and stupid! oh... no... hang on. i was right.'
Flea, damn you and your bronzed goddess-like body!
So if s23 doesn't work... I plead sane automatism! It is a natural reflex when faced with crim to lash out. Also I didn't know the knife was in my hand as I was really sleep-walking and was provoked into self defence and... and I plead the 5th!
Yay, I understood bits of that!
Dass ist nicht supercool... (Oh my grasp of 'cool' german slang has slipped considerably) But - Idea! Take a photograph, get it blown up to life-size and voila! Just wear it around - at the beach, to the shops... cut out eye-holes for driving though - I don't want to be responsible for any resulting accidents...
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