Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Eep!

School Results are out tomorrow!!
Eeep...

But in other news, the first draft of The Bloodening (see previous post's comments) is out and about and looking good! I have tested it on my brothers and the average time for realisation to the fact that the game is just a black screen is about 5 or so minutes... not too shabby!
I am also now putting the finishing touches on the game's trailer, which is looking pretty nifty even if I do say so myself (which I do).
The development of the trailer is, however, making it harder to explain the game to people without sounding like a) a complete nerd and b) crazy.
Not that it bothers me all that much - and it especially won't when the profits start rolling in : )
But for this game to be complete I think it needs one more thing - it would be fantastic if anybody out there can think up a suspenseful (yet horrendously vague) blurb to The Bloodening... something that will make the non-existent storyline spring to non-existent life.

I'm going to leave you now with a Christmas email a friend sent to me recently - I'm sure you've all seen it before, but I absolutely loved it.
Very 2005.
Till then - Feliz Navidad! (gawd...)
C.


Merry... day


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the Northern Hemisphere's winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Australia great. Not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country. And without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

blurb-wise u should go for sumthing like "You'll never see it coming"

Caitlin said...

Oh ha ha ha - very nice :P

My brother suggests - "see no story, hear no story, tell no story..." but that gives it away a bit, doesn't it.

Caitlin said...

Firstly: Why? Why? Why would you say such a thing??

And secondly: what happened to your blog? I can still get into it...

Toastghost said...

ok, blurbwise, how about "hes dangerous, hes angry, hes a a blind autistic deafmute on a mission to destroy"

Caitlin said...

Hmmm... that does have a certain rap-esque quality to it...

Pirateguybrush said...

Update, or I shall be forced to resort to polite requests. You wouldn't want that now, would you? Did you SEE the carnage that took place at Rani's blog, DID YOU!?