Two Incredibly Baaaaad Jokes...

Seriously, get out while you still can!!

Incredibly bad joke of the day #1:
What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?
"Ve have vays of making you tock!"


Incredibly bad joke of the day #2:
One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning.
"Wire you insulate?" his wife scolded.
"Watts it to you?" he snapped. "I'm ohm, ain't I?"

Ook...